Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.

His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.

by Mr freeze September 26, 2017

Baby Vogue

Newbies to Vogue

"Yas gawd it's Baby Vogue night"

by fuckmymouthwithaneggrollmother October 24, 2020

mexican baby powder

Another name for cocaine or crack

Aye esse you got that Mexican baby powder

Yeah homes you got the bands

Yeah how bout we got hit this up

Aight

by Iconelite April 10, 2016

baby J

relatively small joint of marijuana, meant to be smoked by one person before they go to sleep

tim: what'd you do last night?
bob: oh, just rolled a baby J and passed out.
tim: ahh, the usual.

by mr-bob-dobalina November 02, 2020

baby j

A mini joint

Let’s step outside and smoke a baby j.

by June 27, 2022

Baby J

A pretentious, egotistical jerk. Anyone who has an over-inflated sense of superiority.

Baby J thinks he is the shit.

by buf12390 December 14, 2021

Baby J

A small marijuana joint or cigarette.

"Hey Zaid, how did you like that Baby J I hooked up last night?"
"That was a splendid experience. Thank you for the head change!"

by Fake Piety November 22, 2018