“I love you” arms race

When two (or more) people get caught in a loop of saying “I love you” with increasing intensity or grandeur.
Ex-
Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “I love you more!”
Person 1: “I love you most!”
Person 2: “I love you mostest!”
Ad infinitum

“Those two are disgusting together, they constantly get stuck in an “I love you” arms race.”

by zmcr1234 February 11, 2020

I dont want to write anything

Me nethier but you gotta do what you gotta do

Person1: i dont want to write anything
Person2: me neither

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer September 21, 2020

I have to go do something

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.

First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.

by Qoak October 16, 2020

I was just talking to (Boss's Name)

The get out of jail free card when your supervisor asks why you were late.

Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.

(Supervisor) "Jim! You're 20 minutes late for the start of your shift."
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"

by OxfordSalty! July 27, 2011

I CANT TAKE IT PLS STOP

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

+:bro look at this game its so fun we sh-
-:I CANT TAKE IT PLS STOP, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!

by ppepsii August 5, 2023

i actually do cuss a little

That stupid meme from an interview with miranda cosgrove

Miranda: I actually do cuss a little
Interviewer: do you?
Miranda: also yeah
Interviewer: whats your favorite curse word?
Miranda: probably fuck
*light laugh*

by fluffy_m0chi June 9, 2022

I still ate your doorframe

Haha I ate your doorframe get fucking owned retarded asshole.

John: I still ate your doorframe
Kyle: Beats up with a 5 degree frying pan

by TheMarketMan June 22, 2022