Selling hot dogs

When your favorite/least favorite nascar driver is either running multiple laps down, is out of the race due to a crash/mechanical failure, or when a driver is suspended
Dude, (insert driver name) went 5 laps down. He might as well start selling hot dogs if he's running this bad, lol
by Ayeskipp October 23, 2022
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DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.
Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!
by Sausage Neck Pete July 06, 2022
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Hill Billy Chili Dog

During fellatio the person performing the act will vomit but will continue to suck the puke covered penis.
by Kaibuprofin August 07, 2021
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psycho dogs

Isn’t it obvious? Dogs that are acting like psychos, for example trying to attack an innocent kid.
The psycho dogs barked and attacked the kid.
My friend owns some real psycho dogs.
I am into kind dogs, not psycho dogs.
by The baddest baka alive November 15, 2021
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Wanking’t dog off

Wanking’t dog off indicates that a person is not doing anything at that moment in time and/or has no plans.

PSA- no dogs shall be harmed, the masturbation of canines is not included.
Alex: what are you doing today?

Caitlin: Wanking’t dog off.
by Cwilss March 04, 2024
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Bi Dog

Bi Dog is a slang word for exactly what you think. A shitfaced bisexual of course. These puppies might try to confuse you with lies about their age, gender, and even sexuality. Their ages vary from 9 to 15 years old, anything above that age is depicted as a sad ass manchild. Most of the time, they will easily get offended or triggered if you unintentionally tease them. This will make them mad, but of course, they make a mountain out of a molehill and pretend to have depression. Even worse than that is sometimes, they make shitty animations involving furries, false depression or anime, and or talk about their feelings about how "tragic" their lives are. All of this nonsense is bait for exactly what you think. ATTENTION!
That faggot on youtube is lying about their sexuality, what a bi dog!
Bi dogs are everywhere, acting like their special snowflakes.
A bi dog just ranted about me!
by Froggydude February 26, 2018
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Cuntly Dog

Skanky jobless greedy lazy person who thinks the world owes them a favour. Super entitled expecting everything handed to them on a plate for free. Usually fat and ugly to boot.
Geoff waited for the supermarket to close so he could skip dive - such a cuntly dog!!!
by Medisia June 03, 2022
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