Left pocket dog shit

I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔

“Yo bro can you cover me”
“Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”

by itsalwaysme223 July 1, 2024

Wet dog smell

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

K-Dog

K-dog ( is a nickname that refers to a david kostal, the author of TOTAL DOMINATION. He can be found teaching 'science' - or as I like to call it, witchcraft, in the northbrook junior high school. IThis god-like man emerged from the ancient celestial heavens on a blazing chariot powered by teenage hormones and sleep deprivation. He will not rest until his students succeed. He hasn't slept in years. you thought Santa delivers presents to children on Christmas, you’re wrong, Mr. Kostal delivers the presents. If you thought that it takes a miracle for a candle to stay lit for 8 days, you’re wrong, it takes a David Kostal to keep a candle lit for 8 days. David Kostal is the miracle. Kostal spent 5 years on an island off the coast of Mexico learning an ancient form of karate. He is the sole inspiration for all anime ever created and invented k-pop as well. Using his master karate , he once broke the internet while performing the prestigious art of T-Posing, which is the topic of his book Total Domination; David Kostal's life story. Some of his hobbies include collecting Zero Sugar Pepsi cans, growing Watermelon, and cleaning up the messes his students make.

Person #1: OMG ITS MY DAD K-DOG! K-DOG THE SCIENCE GOD YESSS!!!

by jehovah's wetness December 17, 2018

ur a dog

ur a dog

ur a dog means ur dog

by asdfghji8765resdcvbnmki76trfvb August 22, 2021

dog

An intricate animal with an enormous heart that sits on top of the sofa. This is such a masterpiece to behold because of its well-being and furry. Furry lol bitch ass fucker.

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by nanditonasibongrevilla tOoOoT! March 1, 2021

Super-Dog

Your partner grips the bed headboard whilst you lift her legs up in the air wheelbarrow style and go to town on that shi until she screams "fly away like SuperDog!"

When she grabbed the bed headboard i just had to hit the Super-Dog on her

From JanteeLimit44 and NigNut97

by NigNut97 May 30, 2025

All-American Weed Dog

When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.

"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"

"Nah, that shit's messy"

by BooAmGhost May 10, 2022