National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

National Delanie Sends Nudes Day

Everyday. Fuck you Delanie.

I’m Delanie! It’s national delanie sends nudes day! I should send my significant other nudes!

by TheKingOfSunnyD October 28, 2020

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

National Dick Day Bro

Today you HAVE to send your bro a dick pic and they have to send back.

Yo, its National Dick Day Bro we gotta whip it out

by Big_Dick_Bro April 28, 2023

National Date Day

Where you ask out someone you like even if their taken on February 3rd.

1-“So I know your taken and all but todays National Date Day.”
2-“Damn fine.”

by penisadoodledoo February 2, 2022

National booty Pic Day

Send a voluptuous booty pic to ur bf

Babe its national booty pic day

by Jarekobregon723 May 4, 2022

National Dumb Day

January 5th of every year

“When is coopers birthday?” Same day as national dumb day… January 5th

by STD-WillyDoIt November 5, 2025