throw away baby

A Child That Has Been Put Up For Adoption

I was put up for Adoption, and the kids used to call me throw away baby

by NappyHeadedK July 19, 2020

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Mcfish baby

A person who consumes 9-11 McDonalds filet-o-fish’s a week as part of a healthy diet.

Hey Sally, did you notice all the weight that Paula lost? Yeah I did, How did she do it? She became a Mcfish baby.

by ShelbyAve December 19, 2023

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Having a Baby Lodged in your penis

You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult

I have a 6 month old baby penis

by Testy tangler January 16, 2023

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