Neil deGrasse Tyson sex

Sex so good she's seeing the cosmos

He fucked me so hard I saw stars, and the cosmos. Neil deGrasse Tyson sex

by Tyrttyrt February 22, 2022

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My After Sex Buddy

The world's first after sex doll.

A cuddly companion for women after sex.

You just finished a romp between the sheets. He's looking for the quickest way out of a post-sex cuddle session...
Thank Heaven's you have My After Sex Buddy.

by portable_guru January 15, 2011

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Non Same Sex Marriage

Marraige between partners of different sexes.

Steve: Did you hear about Joe and Sam? They got married!
Nora: What? But isn't Sam that girl you work with?
Steve: Yeah, it's one of those non same sex marriages.
Nora: Fancy that.

by Cute Anonymouse November 8, 2005

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That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)

Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!

by ZiggyBoomBox August 29, 2018

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Downward reverse smurf sex

An Ian typically small in size like a smurf that has his girlfriend bite his dick off... He then gets on all fours and asks for her to fuck him in the ass

Hey babe can we have downward reverse smurf sex I don't feel like a man anymore

by Jwhoptiewop May 30, 2016

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