baby gap fist

Term used when informing a person of bite sized proportions threatening to let someone "catch these hands" that ain't no one scared of those baby sized hands (baby gap).

"Ima mess you up!" ... i aint scared of those baby gap fists.

by MiguelFKNlito May 29, 2017

Baby's first fandom

A stupid fucking retarded response to basic dissent, because what is being criticized is prevalent in fandoms.

*The comment is attached to unironic, non-satirical, way too decent comic art of Optimus Prime passionately cuddling Allied Master computer.

Person: Can you NOT FUCKING SHIP Allied Mastercomputer and Optimus Prime TOGTHER, Them literally just condoning each other's existence IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISCHARACTERIZATION TO EVEN REMOTELY EXIST, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.

Chronically online kid: Baby's first fandom 💔, (Yap nonsense about how every community has shipping and its an ancient thing idgaf.)

by Vice signal March 6, 2025

Glance baby

A female that is good from a far but far from good

This girl is a glance baby

by Dr.Glance April 12, 2024

Baby

Baby, a basket ball to dribble and dunk. A bouncy {usually} orange ball used in basketball it also makes cool sound effects like "WAHHH!! WAHHHHH" it can get a bit stinky too.

"Yo, that guy just did an awsome dunk with the baby basket ball!

by Ieatchairs February 1, 2025

Baby Bird

When you kiss a girl and then find out that she blew your buddy earlier in the night.

Dude! That girl that blew me in the back of the bar just made out with Todd, she gave him the Baby Bird!

by Chicago Red Army April 5, 2017

Baby Borgwal

Also known as our lord and savior. But also a fat gay monkey with his identical twin. Baby Borgwal has polydactl, hence he is very disabled guy, who is crazy at basketball cus he fouls every item. He identifies as a pterodactly

Hey there you know who baby Borgwal is? He is our lord and saviour

by KP1900 May 19, 2024

Baby Whale

When you’re having sexual intercourse, and you piss in your spouses butthole and they spurt it out like a whales blowhole

Kingy I can’t wait to give you a baby whale tonight

by Lilchungy July 16, 2025