getting daved

planning on going out with someone named Dave for 1-2 drinks and finding yourself shitfaced at 3am looking for a burrito.

I didn't plan on getting daved by Dave Polak last night.

by Scott Nedved June 7, 2018

Get a life

The go to insult for people after a tryhard beats them in a video game.

*Tryhard kills Person in a game while on Vc*
Person: “Get a life!”

by A person125 April 9, 2023

get it cricket

a backhanded remark/ compliment

“get it cricket” darla said to ston tron

by stontron June 23, 2022

Getting even

This is what one does to balance out any positive or negative gain of any kind.

Getting even:

Guy 1: you shouldn't get angry like that
Guy 2: I don't get angry I get even.

" You better wear a jacket or you'll get cold"

"I don't get cold, I get even"

"Can you get the milk out?"

"I don't get milk, I get even"

by Nathan the master of stupid July 24, 2018

Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

self getting

An other word for masturbation. You are getting thinks done yourself.

Didn’t hook up with that girl last night, so I was doing some self getting.

Doing some self getting tonight, got any good websites?

by Philsøn January 30, 2018

Getting Tobin'd

The act of partaking in an unexpected drinking session with the infamous Liam Tobin. A man well known in Cornwall for being able to consume a large amount of alcohol.

A person who has been "Tobin'd" usually ends up blackout drunk, unable to find their way home, whilst often suffering injuries to the arms, legs and head falling down whilst intoxicated.

I went out last night for 1 point and ended up Getting Tobin'd.

by iTz_SiNZ_86 November 6, 2023