White jew

"White Jew" is an archaic term for Scottish people due to the fact that Scotsman were known for being stingy penny pinching ruthless capitalists (much like the Jewish stereotype) and Jews were not considered white at the time much like Italians or Greeks. This term fell out of favor when "white" began to apply to more and more light skinned groups, and not just western Europeans.

Scrooge McDuck is Scottish for a reason. Why do you think they call the "White Jews?"

by wakkadoodooo November 26, 2021

White Gold

"White Gold" is another way to describe unvaccinated sperm

Random person: "Did you get any of the COVID vaccinations?"

Tom: "Hell no! If I do get any of them, I will contaminate my WHITE GOLD!"

by dmvcam October 21, 2021

off-white privilege

When you're white enough to enjoy the socio-economic benefits, but you're actually mixed so you can criticize white people without seeming self-loathing.

Darren: "Man, white people suck."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."

by Playilan July 5, 2020

Basic White Guy

Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card

Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.

by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024

White chocolate stalion

Having a white person stick their dick so deep in you that the cum heats up and turns into white chocalate

Ariana: I got some white chocolate stalion from last night want to try some
Diana: damn you got that good d

by Speedy Freedy Dequaveon August 20, 2020

white tears

A way of presenting a first-world problem of white-skinned people in meme-language.
if the captions say "white tears", you know you've been racially assaulted.jk. You know it had to do something with the skin color, or with the racial history, or with some other differences that come with races.

or : a racist slogan of the approach of a black skinned racist group.
if such a group and such an approach exist...

"insert text that praises some difference of black skinned people in comparison to the white skinned." + "Dem white tears" or so..

by Khanon November 29, 2018

White privileges

They want us to believe in the amendments and that, “All men are created equal”. In reality we’re not. Especially BLACK MEN in America they’ll have it hard the rest of their lives. It’s sad that they have to have a whole conversation about how to listen to police and what NOT to do.

White privileges:

-James bumps Damien-
James: watch where your going

Damien: you bumped me?!
James: what was that..?
Damien: you bumped me!

-teacher walks up-
Teacher: what’s going on here boys
James: he pushed me ma’am

Damien: are you serious right now..?!
Teacher: my class NOW?!
-James walks away a free man-
-Damien get suspended for two days-

by IfTheShoeFitsWearIt January 6, 2021