Zooming

The act of taking a really fast shit where the shit comes out quickly

“I’m zooming at your moms house my toilet was broken”

by Ravager666 November 24, 2023

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.

Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time (best spent on company time) where an individual is occupying the throne room and the throne bearer is simultaneously on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies and also pooping

Zoom poops are the best way to get paid after a few breakfast tacos from Taco Bell

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024

Zoomagas

when you fart in a room full of people and leave in a zoom; the younger, classier sister of crop dust

That person farted and dipped. What a zoomagaser!

by icloggedthetoliet April 18, 2024

zoomagas

when you fart in a room full of people and zoom out of the room; the younger, classier sister of crop dust

That person farted and dipped. What a zoomagaser!

by icloggedthetoliet April 18, 2024

Zoom into

To zoom into is to use the Zoom application to attend a meeting or seminar.

-Jackion zoomed into a seminar last night.
-Does he always zoom into seminars?

by AnisAzzi May 30, 2024