The JP Zone

When you’re friends but openly admit to liking each other and are also very sexually involved but not in a romantic relationship.

Naive True Love Believer: So are you guys dating?

Realistic 21st century Gen Z girl: No we're in the JP Zone

by Dumbasswho August 6, 2020

Printer Zone

The point in trying to solve printer problems where you loose your mind.

Did you see John? He has been working on that printer for over an hour. I think he has entered printer zone. I would stay away from for a while.

by Polo Pat December 10, 2012

Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.

Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...

by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013

Gabe Zoning

Gabe Zoning is when a girl flirts immensely with a man and gives him the illusion of eventually getting some. However, when he attempts to try and tap that ass, the girl shies away. Instead of the girl being honest with the man, admitting she isnt interested in him romantically, she puts him in a place that surpasses the Friend-Zone, Its the Gabe-Zone. Its pretty much the dark, deep, bottomless pit of always being a friend of a hot female, but with 0 benefits.

Gabe: "Hey man, I went on that date with Adriana yesterday."

Friend: "Oh really? How'd it go?"

Gabe: "Dude, I tried to holla, and she started Gabe Zoning me."

Friend: "Not the Gabe Zone!"

Gabe: "Yeah, bro. Its worse than the Friend-Zone."

by SomeAwesomeFemAnon July 19, 2013

Cop Zone

The area that a sneaker head or hypebeast can cop or get shoes/heat.

person 1 " how good is your cop zone"
Person 2 "bro it sucks now that high valley mall closed, they do that stupid raffle and i can never rsvp any thing"
person 1 " If you pay Brian at foot locker he will hook you up"
person 2 " I AINT PAYING ANOTHER 50 BUCKS. I'M ASS OUT !!!!"

by kicklicker September 5, 2013

Gamer Zone

The moment when a person plays a videogame and becomes so hooked on it that he/she forgets the outside world and thinks that they are the character themselves. The Gamer Zone can be obtained by experienced gamers or amateurs.

I was playing Skyrim and I soon found myself in the Gamer zone. I couldn't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

by Krimson666 August 19, 2013

Advocate-Zone

The status between "friend-zone" and "love-zone". These "advocates" usually travel around the world together to advocate many great causes. Though, usually stuck with a hotel room with one queen-sized bed while visiting developing countries, the male figure awkwardly has to ask to sleep in the bathtub due to the lack of "love-zone" status. While in the bathtub, the male usually has to keep a constant watch on the drain-hole because occasionally wild cobras will come out and feed on him. The male "advocate" should most wisely bring duct tape or, better yet, a large stone to cover the drain hole while he sleeps.

Hey, man, I heard that you got to be in her Advocate-Zone! How did you cope with the cobras?

It wasn't to bad, I brought a taser so that I could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.

by pseudonymFood June 21, 2012