weird wipe

A wipe that was not asked for or needed.

ew, that was a weird wipe.

by themattblackshow October 31, 2017

Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.

Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"

by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025

West Virginia wet wipe

Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.

Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!

by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020

used wipe

When your done having sex with a condom and its all wet

Were all done with the used wipe. Let's do the real thing honey!

by REDNALLAW June 11, 2018

Swiping and wiping

Scrolling social media while on the toilet

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping

by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025

wipe gate

Taking a shitting, not whipping and going straight on for taking a shower/bath.

P1: -Did you just not wipe yourself after no.2?
P2: -No, I'm doing wipe gate!

by alupigus993 May 2, 2019

money for wipes

Bri's way of saying "money for drugs"

Bri called and asked for money for wipes,, what she ment was money for drugs!

by A●M●R●B ♤♡◇♧ January 15, 2023