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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 18, 2011
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plan b it

When i need to sneak some smokes into jail cuz I want better commissary I "plan b it"
by rodroddy April 17, 2014
mugGet the plan b itmug.

Dutch's Plan

Dutch's plan is a meme originating from the videogame 'Red Dead Redemption 2', in which he often uses the phase 'I have a plan' or 'stick to the plan'. Dutch's plan is open to the gamers interpretation. This is due to the conflicting evidence within Dutch's actions throughout the game, to actually ever prove he had a plan and really just loved causing absolute carnage wherever he went, influenced by the idiotic mindset of 'Micah Bell'. If Dutch's plan was to be hypothetically wrote down into bullet points, it would consist of: Tahiti, A boat, money and one last score. It would be safe to conclude that Dutch's plan is just actually a perpetual cycle of making bad decisions, until he failed to have a plan to fight 'gravity'.
We are going to rob this train as its part of Dutch's Plan.
by gym3m3 January 25, 2024
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Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.
Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
mugGet the Cooper’s diet planmug.

Plan D

The act of shooting a pregnant girl in the stomach with a shotgun, killing her and the fetus
Just shot a pregnant lady in the stomach, call that plan D
by ElephantShit1050 June 26, 2023
mugGet the Plan Dmug.

Master plan

It's when you have a cool plan and then you can be like haha look at me I have a master plan
Wow look at me I have a master plan
by Mustard plane June 21, 2021
mugGet the Master planmug.

Plan WreckyWecky

Where you sit in the most random location with LMGs and wait for the enemies, killing them all or most. Similar to Plan Woogabug.
"Sit here and wait."

"Why?"

"We doing Plan WreckyWecky."
by JuiceBarBC June 24, 2022
mugGet the Plan WreckyWeckymug.

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