Hands down the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's very funny but he can be very annoying and obnoxious and very horny. He is always fat no matter what he tries to tell you. When he gets drunk he always falls down the stairs. My name is Diego and my life is so sick I eat shit. No matter what he will always try to hit on a girl that is way out of his league. Hands down one of the best people to be friends with.
by Elizabeth added April 11, 2019
Get the Diegomug. diego dee is being a lazy unmotivated weak kid that havent touch pussy, in other words diego dee means being a LOSER
by If your on here your a pussy February 26, 2025
Get the diego deemug. Diego is the type to always goes back to his ex, be careful when you meet a diego because he is a heartbreaker.
by Coolgirl0720 March 8, 2022
Get the Diegomug. by Thelegend69143 June 9, 2022
Get the Diegomug. diego... there are literally no words that could describe him. he's honestly so perfect, he has such a huge heart and is always putting others before himself. He is so charming and caring. He has this smile that is so contagious, his love for you just makes you fall more in love with him, hes everything, just so perfect. he is so amazing, loving, caring, honest, athletic, and overall just perfect. his glasses just fit him so well, his way of dressing is just so AHH, takes your breath away. He’s one of the cutest guys you’ll meet in your life! he swears he's not perfect but every person that meets him sees the exact opposite. hes, someone, you want in your life and don't want to lose, once you meet him, he's someone you NEED in your life, he gives you a sense of protection, love, and comfort. he brings out the best in you and changes you for the better, once you see a notification on your phone and realize it's him, makes you skip a heart beat. overall, his such they guy of your dreams, many people want to be around him but don't realize him, no matter how mad you are at him, get right with him because hes not someone you want to lose. diego if u see this I love you so very much but for every diego you meet don't let him go. <3
by kusyhejkf December 3, 2020
Get the diegomug. by dioge ocram May 18, 2022
Get the diegomug. usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.
Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
by truth999 March 15, 2017
Get the thee diego guzmanmug.