Jonathan

A person who is perpetually working, overly employed ("empluzz"), and has no social life.

Don't be such a Jonathan—take a break and enjoy life!

by JonathanRizz April 23, 2025

Jonathan

A person who is perpetually working, overly employed ("empluzz"), and has no social life.

Don't be such a Jonathan—take a break and enjoy life!

by JonathanRizz April 23, 2025

Jonathan

He is a goofy bitch

HE IS SUCH A JONATHAN

by Idonotliketacos May 13, 2025

Jonathan

He is a dumbass

He is such a jonathan

by ILAREADYHDJFOF May 13, 2025

Jonathan

Hella sexy and one of the best people you will meet. Everyone he meets loves his humor and charm. Can get along with jocks skaters and Emos(basically everyone) even with his anxiety and insecurities. Jonathan is one of the best people you will ever meet.

Person 1: Hey isn’t that Your bf Jonathan?
Me: Yea he knows EVERYONE

by JonnieLover103 June 9, 2025

Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer

A teacher / molester who brings sorrow and pain to others around and likes children and favors women

ugh this Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer is so annoying

by anonymous April 3, 2024

Jonathan

Also goes my Creeper. Which is quite accurate considering he touches little boys while pretending to be a woman. No one likes Jonathan.

Jonathan was caught in the Pre K bathrooms! Someone call the cops!

by Nepsahe April 7, 2024