Church of Razor

Church of razor is a pop group founded by oppressed trans artists in 2006. the best way to describe their genre.... is the taste of your mouth when you dont brush your teeth for 6 days after gargling somebodys pussy out with strawberry fanta

person 1: have you heard that pop group church of razor! their soooo razor!

person 2: *listens and contracts a yeast infection, subsequently dying of cardiac arrest*

by kassypoo April 13, 2022

chloe church

A lesbian who is jelous of other people cause of how cool they are and calls them lesbian.

hey! look at that chloe church

by asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm, November 18, 2011

church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.

Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness

by notncrmie July 12, 2017

Church bell

When you're fucking a bitch and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound

Dude I had the church bells ringing all night

by Big dugg November 07, 2015

Church bells

The swinging action big tits make when a chick is getting it doggy.

Lisa’s church bells were ringing when I drilled her last night.

by Big Dom88 January 16, 2020

Church-Bell

Church-Bell is a Victorian slang phrase originally used to reference talkative women. Though slightly sexist at the time, the term usually now covers all genders.

“Your wife is a real church-bell when it comes to badminton.”
“So what? You're a real church-bell when it comes to knock-off pizzas and pirated movies, but you don't see me complaining.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

God church

Some stupid ass lyrics that Jake Paul wrote for his song "it's everyday bro" because he needed something that rhymes with "merch". Also my boy Pewdiepie did a reaction on it it's hilarious go have a look boyssssssssss.

"And I just dropped off some new merch, and it's selling like a god church."

by PariD123 August 25, 2018