Knights of the round table

An orgy with men and/or or women with strap ons, where everyone gathers around a round table, naked, with one person on the table. The people around the table take turns fucking the one in the middle

Hey Mary, are you sore from that session of Knights of the Round Table last night?

by Yerapous November 16, 2020

loosing table

loosing the point of conversation
i am not following you

- anyway, what I wanted say originally was the story about the empty barrel...

- sorry, I am loosing table

by Eyquem November 14, 2016

table 14

The craziest muther fuckers around - these kids are the shit. They always seem to be in trouble yet try hard not to be. Don't get on the wrong side of this pack But once your in then it's forever bruh except if you dicks before chicks - don't do that dude. The cool , so cool - if you not them you wanna be them - YOLO

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Me : I'm in table 14

Kid : nuff said

by Flies on fire March 17, 2016

Hands on the table

When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".

I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.

by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 2, 2025

Setting the Table

On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.

"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"

by Ruhlentheworld November 27, 2011

television table

It’s a billiard table that is appealing in appearance and plays relatively easy. Pockets are forgiving making balls go in them easier. Which makes the game very watchable and suitable for television.

Unfortunately though television tables do not have the preference of gambling. Gamblers want a table that is far more difficult to play on so the real winner will triumph. As sometimes on a television table, the lesser player wins.

Do you want to play pool on the television table in the front? Or the ball banger table in the back?

by I know write five January 22, 2025

Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu

Finally, I am kung fu table

by Hexyglam September 1, 2013