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I see how the tables fold

A sarcastic way of saying “I see how it is” — usually after realising someone’s true priorities, loyalty, or intentions.
“Ohh okay.. I see how the tables fold😐”
by Rahhhh.her June 12, 2025
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Table Beer

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.
He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.
by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011
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Cal’s Bedside Table

There is a massive pink horse “wee wee” shaped dildo in there
by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020
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Jerk table

Table upon which multiple men pleasure themselves.
We all gathered around the jerk table.
by Rafter P Archery October 4, 2020
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round tabled

to be within a group of people at a party or gathering when food is ordered. But it's exactly what you craved least.
I was hanging with the guys and they said there was gonna be food at the party. I was hoping for some take-out chinese but I totally got Round tabled by some oven baked lasagna.
by Timothy Gruich January 18, 2009
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Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?
We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table
by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022
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Table

Got 4 legs innit. Bare space for stuff n that. Man eats his scrub off dem tings cant lie
Mom: foods on the table
Me: wagwarn blud
by Road242man March 29, 2022
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