creepy steamer

The act of urinating down a female's back while showering for sexual pleasure. It is usually unnoticeable as long as the male waits for the hot water to start kicking in.

John: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Oh shit, why?
John: She caught me giving her a creepy steamer.
Jim: How did she find out?
John: I didn't turn on the water yet.

by Jeremy Knightly May 1, 2014

keblin steemer

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest and eating the shit off of the woman's chest

I took a keblin steemer on my sisters friend

by Therealansweresomefromme16935 November 27, 2014

Cleaveland Steamer

Is where one person defecates on another persons chest, then sits down and rocks back and forth, like a steam roller.

"Things were getting hot and heavy in the Japanese fetish parlour, one of the masseuses gave Kow Chung an extra dirty Cleaveland Steamer."

by Dragons_Prayer May 1, 2014

Sea Steamer

Taking a poop in the ocean.

Dude, I just couldn't hold it anymore, that shellfish just hit me, I got to run to the ocean to take a Sea Steamer.

by Mikeyrides June 5, 2014

Pittsburg Steamer

When a man shits on a cat, and the women eats it off it. While talking in English accents. Twice
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"I love when my boyfriend wants to do a Pittsburg Steamer in bed with me."

by DDDDD69 June 28, 2014

Dragon steamer

Shit on someone's chest faltering eating Chinese takeout

Dude, I have a date tonight, let's Oder Chinese so I can give her a dragon steamer

by Blueshowshit August 29, 2014

clam steamer

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.

"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."

by KevBakesClams May 13, 2015