Home snack

When you come home and your dad gives you a snack. Then when you finish your "snack" he penetrates you in the ass.

Hello friend how was your fresh home snack last night?

by Wet stick February 24, 2018

snack you across the face

I witty comeback to make when a guest is at your house asking for snacks

Guest: Let's get some snacks.
Host: No
Guest: Come on we need some snacks
Host: Boy shut up before i snack you across the face.

by josh wilson July 4, 2006

Saline Snack-O's

Monica Lewinski's favorite treat while working as a White House intern.

A tiskit a taskit Billy blew a gaskit. Got anything that gets out Saline Snack-O's

by Black Duanie October 5, 2006

cunt snack

A term used to describe a person who you dont like

mark your such a cunt snack

by doucheen mandick February 22, 2009

Scooby Snack

When high or drunk, indicates small, mouth-sized snacks...pizza rolls, small candy bars, anything that is edible. Comes from the way Shaggy would eat "Scooby Snacks" as they're dog treats, and he's totally blazed.

"Yo man, you ate all the Scooby Snacks!"

Going to parties, I make sure they have Scooby Snacks before embarking on the beer.

by RedneckYachtClubber January 3, 2010

D-Howes Chicken Snacker

When your lover takes a chicken snacker from KFC and dips it in ranch dressing, then proceeds to stick it up your ass in a fashion most unnatural. I've heard rumours that people will go as far as to remove the snacker after sticking it in the anus and eating it...there are many different ways of acting out this sex move that includes goats, cherries, pawakeets, chamums, and burgers from fat burger. I couldn't figure out where the word D-howes originates from but I believe it's a street in Kelowna, BC where the word originated from. Of course the idea of sticking a food item in your ass-hole is highly impossible, but I tried it and although it's sloppy it is most lovely. My girlfriends ass tasted most delicious after doing it. We know d-howes chicken snack twice a week.

Yesterday, I gave my wife a D-Howes Chicken Snacker, and we had to shower afterwards as it was a huge mess.

by The Ownenator January 2, 2010

smackdown

Relates to an attractive member of the feminine species. Or shagging a bird

Wow she's smackdown!!
I smacked her down!

by Officer quango July 6, 2005