Shrek

Your lookalike

Oi shrek!
I'M NOT SHREK.!
Well you're uglier than him that's for sure

by I.caused.911.yeet February 5, 2019

Shrek

My hubby!

❤️❤️❤️ shrek

by Jummyshrek123 March 14, 2022

shrek

He picks up girls everywhere

oh yeah, im dating shrek.
no way me too

by iemontine April 12, 2022

Shrek

He's Love. He's Life.

I saw shrek and knew what i had to do.

by savagery696910 July 13, 2016

Shrek

Daddy shrek is the best.
Lord poop is way worse.

Daddy shrek is kool

by Shrek lover 225 April 25, 2021

Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

by Shrieked January 30, 2025

Shrek

The hunkiest most delicious man I've ever tasted in my life. He absolutely a monster when it comes to having fun in the swamp. He likes his woman like he likes his onions (white, juicy, and spicy,). Hes the biggest HOTTEST ogre youve ever seen.

Little girl on the streets - Shrek is the tastiest man alive.
Old man - I bet he is. I need a man like him.
Little girl on the streets - HES MINE BACK OFFF.

by Shrek4L April 11, 2024