The Shrek

When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate
Dirk loves to do the shrek
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Doing a Shrek

A phrase that implies you're going to crash a wedding. Is a reference to the first Shrek film where Shrek dramatically ruins Lord Farquaad and Fiona's wedding.
"Buckle up, Millie! We're doing a Shrek!" - Blitz from Helluva Boss (EXES AND OOHS // S2: Episode 3)
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Shrek

The sexiest man to ever walk the swamp and no one can tell me otherwise
Shrek is so groovy
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Shrek

A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).
"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
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Shrek

The seggsiest, cutest, hottest man alive.
He has soft, green skin, beautiful polite hazelnut eyes and two cute feelers. This adorable ogre also wears baggy whitish clothes with brown belt and cute vest probably from animal skin.
He appears in many memes such as: pursed lips Shrek, Shrek crocs, I'm calling the police, I believe in Shrek supremacy, Shrek is love, Shrek is life and many more.
Person 1: ,,Dude how is Shrek so hot??"
Person2: ,,IKR I want to spank him so bad🥵"
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Shrek

Hot ass sexy. Green. Makes straight boys horny at times. Is an ogre.
Shrek is the best movie
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