Whilst fucking, just before you cum, pull out, pull your rubber off, throw it in her face and cum everywhere.
by Im_Jeff_Vader November 28, 2019
Get the Rubber Stampedmug. What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
Get the I'll forge a rubber check for youmug. During anal sex in the "Doggy Style " position. At the point in which the male decides to remove his penis from his partners anus. He double punches the kidney area on both sides, causing the reciever of the anal penetration to tighten up so tight that the male is able to remove his penis from said anus without any debris on it.
Man.... lastnight Sarah let me put it in her ass. To ensure a clean departure, I gave her the Stripping Rubber, and pulled out clean enough to go straight into her mouth.
by TXASASSN June 15, 2013
Get the Stripping Rubbermug. by sp6c3 September 26, 2024
Get the rubber blowingmug. When a man fucks a girl, with a condom on, so hard that the condom creates friction with the girl's vagina and causes it to become irritated, like rug-burn
Female 1: How was last night with Kyle?
Female 2: You know, his username isn't Pussydestroyer420 for nothin. He fucked me so hard I got Rubber-burn!
Female 1: Oh shit, you better go put some peanut butter on that shit.
Female 2: You know, his username isn't Pussydestroyer420 for nothin. He fucked me so hard I got Rubber-burn!
Female 1: Oh shit, you better go put some peanut butter on that shit.
by TittyFucker4KResolution March 1, 2020
Get the Rubber-burnmug. A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.
"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"
"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"
"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"
by RTM 1963 November 22, 2021
Get the The Rubber Vanmug. by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025
Get the Rubber Ducky Methodmug.