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Fart-queef

When a lady is sitting with her legs crossed and she farts, the fart continues up the lips and exits by the bean. It shall make a 'queef noise'.
Katie was eating kale chips on the couch and let a fart-queef out.
by Kalechipsandfarts January 7, 2021
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greasy queef

when you are using oil during coitus and your produce a queef that consists of oil and pussy juices
Me and Ricky were having a oil orgy last week and i had a greasy queef!
by lildicknigga1219 May 17, 2016
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Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.
Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.
by MGK sux July 12, 2023
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Mouldy Queef

A term for when a fellow South London gang member releases odorous gas from his low riding anus.
Man u let off a mouldy queef, get me?
by BITCHAZSUKMYCOCK August 24, 2012
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Thunder Queef

The exhaust from a good pounding that vibrates the testicles so hard I can be fell for miles like a california earthquake
Chad's testicles were almost blown off over after the massive thunder queef nut shaker that came from lindsey's spasm chasm.
by Downwiththethickness January 22, 2022
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queef god

Simply the Goddess of all queefs! Only the greatest queefs come from this being.
Man, she's a queef god.
by thatoneguy33135 July 14, 2014
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titty-queef

A titty-queef, or tittie-queef, or TQ, is the act of expelling air from between or under one or both titties due to flapping against the chest during a sexual act.
Guy: "Yo, gurl, did you just titty-queef?"
Gurl: "No, I just normal queefed."
by meowforfuckssake October 21, 2014
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