pre-E poops

The uneasy feeling that you have to go 'number two' about half-way after you drop Ecstasy and before it hits you.

Ironically, after the pill does take effect, you generally don't have to deficate for an entire day or more.

I just had a Sam Adams a little while ago and now I have the pre-E poops, so I'll meet you in the DnB Room after I use the labratory.

by RBC July 26, 2005

pre-nap fap

1. A scenario in which one lies down for a nice power nap, but due to an inconvenient erection or horny thoughts, must jerk the gherkin before drifting into a long, restful slumber
2. A masturbation session completed right before a nap, ideally an afternoon nap. This fap sesh is intended to release tension, relax the masturbator, and prepare him for a long, restful nap.

3. Any other sort of fap that comes before a nap

(Matt) : Dude, you look so well-rested, what's your secret?
(Kai) : I hit that pre-nap fap bro, I feel totally restored. I'm a new man.

by Bing Dang Ow March 5, 2017

Pre-weekend wasted

Normally a Thursday night. It's not quite the weekend, but after working 4 days you need to go out and have a beer or twelve. Can involve trivia, live music, watching basketball/baseball/football or karaoke.

"At trivia last Cato got pre-weekend wasted."

"Ugh, it's almost Friday and I'm so ready for the weekend. Let's go out tonight and get pre-weekend wasted!!"

by Ms. Blackout aka Jane March 13, 2009

Peruvian Pre-Workout

slang for cocaine

Pablo and I were ripping lines of Peruvian pre-workout last night at afters

by Pablo Bamba May 1, 2023

Pre-pull flatulation

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.

Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".

by TheWads December 27, 2009

pre-game numb

1-The pre-game numb is the age old tradition of psyching yourself up for a challenge/ event by wanking off just before you compete. Crucially however, in a true numb the numb-er stops immediately before ejaculation to ensure he is competing at peak motivation and alertness, and is fully psyched up

2-Would make a good band name

James: Where's Henry, the exam's about to start?
Dan: Dw he's just numbing up he'll make it
James: ah, pre-game numb, smart kid...

by rowbot January 23, 2017

Precautionary Pre-Game

To drink alcoholic beverages prior to a social engagement that may or may not be happening in order to make it more enjoyable. Similar to the standard Pre-Game.

Michael: I'm gonna start drinking, might be going out tonight.

Alex: Ah, a Precautionary Pre-Game.

by PlayerOnFire March 6, 2021