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Piss on the Floor

Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”
Jackie: “Did you see the school play?”
Wilson: “Yeah! It was such a piss on the floor this year”
by Robby_ April 11, 2024
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floor whore

- Where is Derek? I went to his office but didn't see him.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.
by ohnojan September 9, 2022
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A Floor

A present from God, the most beautiful and sexy being just like a Dante
She is such a Floor
by AnHorse June 11, 2017
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Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.
Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.
by the_rattler September 30, 2022
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floor rescuer

Someone who's foot falls to the floor, hits a lego and Screams. They are the foe to manliness. They need a Floor Rescuer.
"Man, Johnny stood on a lego and screamed!! We need a floor rescuer!
"I dreamt of a man, who's foe was a sharp piece of plastic on the floor, laid about by little minions, plotting to hurt the poor feet of men! those who get caught in their trap, need a floor rescuer to defend them while in a weak position!"
by Are you a floor rescuer? June 8, 2014
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floor pancake

A sign of true desperation. When you're so hungry/desperate you just say fuckit and make pancakes on your fucking floor, you vile creature.
The secret ingredient in Hunter's floor pancakes was dirt.
by squidman6969420 April 16, 2019
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Floor

In reference to a meme seen on twitter. The picture depicts anime groups and where their tables are at lunch. One individual mentions My Hero Academia would be and or should be sitting on the floor. To this there were numerous responses of "floor".
If someone mentions My Hero academia, one might say "Floor" to that person.
by MyBoyo September 3, 2019
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