Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.
We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....
by Not a Flapper August 04, 2019
(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.
Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.
by Seth L-V February 06, 2008
Floor Makeover In A Day
The process of overnight decor transformation that will leave your house looking lit 🔥 like a winter bonfire or a Diwali spark any time of the year.
The process of overnight decor transformation that will leave your house looking lit 🔥 like a winter bonfire or a Diwali spark any time of the year.
“How is their decor suddenly looking so wow?”
“Oh they got a floor makeover in a day with Welspun Flooring”
“Oh they got a floor makeover in a day with Welspun Flooring”
by such-a-day it was November 24, 2021
Floor Makeover In A Day
The process of overnight decor transformation that will leave your house looking lit 🔥 like a winter bonfire or a Diwali spark any time of the year.
The process of overnight decor transformation that will leave your house looking lit 🔥 like a winter bonfire or a Diwali spark any time of the year.
“How is their decor suddenly looking so wow?”
“Oh they got a floor makeover in a day with Welspun Flooring”
“Oh they got a floor makeover in a day with Welspun Flooring”
by such-a-day it was November 24, 2021
The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....
"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
by No stain all the gain #jesus February 06, 2018
I want you to ride my face and spell coconut backwards please...floored
Flooring is defined as expressing or displaying “extra” behavior towards any situation.
Flooring is defined as expressing or displaying “extra” behavior towards any situation.
by Inkofgold September 14, 2019
by bigbattydestroyer April 17, 2022