driving the bus

Being in charge of a project or planned activity, whether work related or not.

WORK: “We need to all be on the same page with this project, so we need a good outline and a game plan.”
“What are you expecting me to do? You’re driving the bus!”

FREE TIME:“Hey, when are we meeting at the theater and which movie are we seeing?”
“Shoot, man, ask John. He’s driving the bus.”

by Nurse Kitten September 20, 2005

bus run

Running at near police-chasing speed to the next bus stop, because your ass is too impatient to wait, even though you have 5 miles to go and the bus comes every 20 minutes. Usually done when a bus is spotted a block or so away.

Jake didn't have time to wait for the #75, so he started Northbound on MLK Ave ... only to have to bus run to the next stop after spotting the next bus in the distance

by father yakman March 10, 2010

drug bus

An interesting Victorian phenonoma underpinned by Victorian ideals that attempts to check for speed in drivers.

Not to be confused with fixed cameras. It is well known they have been on the weed and couldn't tell if you were quick or dead.

Was pulled over by the drug bus tonight, but they couldn't lick me on anything.

by excl January 3, 2005

shite bus

A London Night bus that doesn't arrive on time

"I wish the Shite Bus would come"
"The bus driver on the Shite Bus was a cunt about it"
"Shite Bus"

by joeyjee October 15, 2007

Lu Bu

Lu Bu. Aj. Traitor. Comes from the name of a chinese warrior who betrayed people too many times.

You are such a Lu Bu

by Grilox May 1, 2004

Joy Bus

A bus on which joy or sex is made...with horse vibrators

Man 1: Man, were you on the joy bus yesterday

Man 2: No, why

Man1: Cuz me and this one chick were doin it really hard!

by jwalds69 July 7, 2011

Bu-Fu

Bu-Fu A shortened version of butt-fuck.

Bend over and I'll bu-fu you good.

by Timouthy Titmouse June 21, 2020