red tomato

A condition where during long anal intercourse, a person's anal tissues become so loose to where when the penis pulls out. The anal tissue pulls out as well. The result leaves a (somewhat) permanent bulge of tissue in the middle of the ass, resembling a ripely picked red tomato.

"My boyfriend spent so long fucking me in the ass last night, that I now have a 'red tomato' that will take weeks to heal!"

by HydrogenPyroxideTitties December 9, 2017

Red Lantern

A creepy male who hits on young girls or creepily makes contact with younger girls.

"that guy was staring at you for so long, he's SUCH a red lantern"

by jb71197 July 28, 2012

pop a red

When a male dog get's a boner.

I was petting my dog Bruce right before I let him inside, and he decided to pop a red right in front of me.

by Optimetrics February 27, 2009

Red Crewmate

Red crewmate is a character in among us and he is always sus
Red Crewmate is also called Red

Blue: Red is sus.
Red Crewmate: NO!!!

by Ig08 December 3, 2020

red lightsaber

A Youtube video with significantly more dislikes than likes. This creates a likes/dislikes bar with a short green bar with a longer red bar, resembling a lightsaber with a green handle and red plasma blade.

Person #1: Have you seen that music video Friday?
Person #2: Nope, I don't watch red lightsabers.

by thecooltodd December 5, 2012

Red Dye

Wine. More specifically red wine. More than likely it's high quality red wine.

Guy 1: Hey wanna get a drink?

Guy 2: Nah man, I got a monster hangover yesterday. I still can't see straight!

Guy 1: I'll make sure we get some of that red dye!

Guy 2: Well it is for a good cause...

by Midgetyman567 February 2, 2009

Red gyal

Caribbean term for a light skinned black girl.

Dude: You get a gyal yet bui?
Dude 2: Ya bui, got me a red gyal too
Dude: Ain’t no way

by drenptl242 September 25, 2022