old mcdonalds

old mcdonalds had a farm
e i a e i a o a o e
mcdonalds kidnapped him and hes now ready for a special time meal
e i a e i a o a o e
with a chop chop here with a chop chop there
fry them serve them in a dish then enjoy-y-y

there is no living remnants of old mcdonalds body left!
e i a e i a o a o e

waiter: here's your mcdonald special meal
person 1: this tastes like brain muscles and living flesh
person 2: yeah wonder why its so weird
waiter: they dont know its the old mcdonalds had a farm special eheh

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021

Old Faithful

this is when the male ejaculates in or onto the anus of a female, she then farts and the jizz shoots up into the air, resembling the geyser, old faithful.

Jose: I got bored last night so i gave Jen the Old Faithful

Mike: Nice, ill test it out on Brittany

by Jack10392 May 6, 2010

old navy

a wonderful clothing company that makes a life worth living..

when a person wears old navy products i just plain want to wipe an ass on them and head fuck there evil clown mentality to hell

by flynigger February 7, 2004

Old man

An older man who is more than a friend, but not quite a boyfriend. A man at least 10 years your senior who is great in bed.

That old man has really made me appreciate the elderly.

by Stunt double for Wonder Woman January 9, 2018

Old Tappan

town that is by definition inferior to Demarest

Lets go Norsemen! OT Sucks!

by FruitFly November 8, 2003

old milwaukee

Piss in a bottle. No wonder it's so cheap. Favored among the lower-class person.

Jeff: "I brought the booze for the party."
Tim: "Not Old Milwaukee again. Spend your welfare check on some of the good shit for once."

by Deathgrind > you November 29, 2007

Old Fartful

Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.

Old Fartful - Peeing into someones anus, then having anal sex, after you cum in the anus, you tell the person to fart. When they fart, the urine and cum shoot out into the air, looking like the Old Faithful Guiser.

by MMMM Tanner October 22, 2007