office twat

The one person who among the rest really goes that extra mile to being bossy, and most of all, ALWAYS thinks they’re right and their way is always the best.

Omg Julie you’re such an office twat, no one thinks you’re always right.

by Lollipopxxx October 20, 2017

Chief Everything Officer

A person in start up business who is responsible for everything from top down to down up

He is a CEO of a start up and he does everything... so is he a Chief executive officer ... no dude , he is Chief Everything Officer !

by QuirkyCEO October 17, 2017

The Office

Code word for a domestic orgy

"Lets for for the Office"

by Raveneye26 June 22, 2017

blue office

A dumb ass programm for generating cancer. Often in use for the word aids.

person1: Fuck, it's Friday, do you already did your daily cancer?
person2: do you mean blue office? nah, i did'nt

by urbanair November 6, 2017

officate

To be in charge/control of a very special something.

She is going to officate the basktball game.

by PussyIsGood May 7, 2018

Office Fridge

HELL . Filled with the old, nasty, uneaten food of your co works . One must sacrifice their soul annually in an act casually referred to as 'cleaning' the office fridge where it sucks your soul using Karen's very rotten fish sandwich .

Kevin attempted suicide when he heard that he would be cleaning the office fridge this year.

by Whatever Sells Papers February 25, 2018

Office Works

The term office work means that you have gotten away with something without a superior parent or guardian finding out of the action you secretly carried out

Oh yea the boys I just pulled the biggest office works

by Dareen123 March 14, 2018