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skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle

When a wizard (harry) turns ur dick into a noodle, this is what he'll say.
"sKiDaDle sKIdoODle uR dICk iS noW a nOoDLe" ~Harry

skidaddle skidoodle ur dick is now a noodle
by Cheesy Mein April 19, 2018
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Things We Say Now

It is sort of like the "that's what she said" jokes. You say it in response to someone saying something that may soun weird out of context. It's only known reference is in the Netflix movie Wine Country.
Person 1:"There's a bear in my bedroom."
Person 2:"Things we say now."
by AnUnkownPerson123456789 June 29, 2019
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just now

way of sayingsee you later’ or ‘goodbye
cat- ‘i’m going home now’
dog- ‘okay.. just now’
cat- ‘just now’
by jxmxnxo July 22, 2019
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for now

a stupid word created by jack campbell that confuses everyone and makes zero sense
“should i give up all hope on us”
“yes for now” “but i still love you
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Are you funny now

When people think they are funny they are not
Guy: you ugly
Me: are you funny now
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T-now

You need to get your ass home t-now!
by Radaremedyroo March 30, 2019
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Now

A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"
Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."
by reallynotmyrealname April 15, 2019
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