Michael Jacksonitis

The craving to always be watching, listening, or dancing Michael Jackson.

I think I have Michael Jacksonitis... I can't stop watching his sexy hips or listening to his angelic voice.

by Swaggy102 April 22, 2015

The Michael Phenomenon

A strange occurrence whereby a number of factors lead to an individual not ever being friend-zoned. The individual is always single and likely not looking for anyone, but is unable to create a friend-zone. They are always very good looking and good around members of the opposite gender.

"No one seems to just want to be friends with me. I just don't get it."
"Are you looking for anyone?"
"No, not really."
"I think you are experiencing the Michael Phenomenon."

by StrangeManInATux101 May 19, 2014

the michael jones

A drink were you eat 12 lava cakes then give a friend a dirty Sanchez with the chocolate and then chase it with everclear

Right after he took the Michael Jones he threw up for hours

by zon72 November 2, 2013

Michael Handzo

Michael Handzo is a 5-4, 110-pound Point Guard from Elmwood Park, NJ.
Future NBA Player
Class of 2022
All-around Player
His twin brother (Dylan Handzo) is a humongous 3pt shooter.
Comparison: Steve Nash
Elite Passer
Handzo is a flashy dribbler
Handzo possesses solid quickness and is a fairly complete player to be so young.

Who is Michael Handzo?
Just a small point guard from a small town and the the next big thing.

by Drizzyouknowme March 11, 2019

Michael kalinoski

A hot young sexy boy with the fattest juicy ass you will ever see. He is very smart and hard to trick. His sense of humor is good but the way he takes jokes isn’t. A Michael kalinoski is a boy you want to cuddle with. He is by far the hottest thing imaginable

“Hey do you know Michael kalinoski?”

- “Yea and he’s fuckin hot”

by The Poopdoctor September 11, 2019

Michael Simmons

A very handsome, outgoing guy. Always hyper and will act like a child but will be an adult when necessary. Asks a lot of questions, some about stupid things but sometimes funny. All around guy who every girl wants to be with.

(oerson)- I'm hungry.

(Michael Simmons)- Nice to meet you I'm Michael Simmons.

by Peacock 123456789 December 31, 2011

Michael Douglas

A finishing move during a sex act. A Michael Douglas is when the man cums in the girls hair and then slicks it back with a comb, resulting in a similar hairstyle to Michael Douglas.

Your hair looks like it was Michael Douglas'd.

by PowerSeries December 13, 2010