kittens whisper

The moment you stand up wipe and walk away and the invisible mother cat licks your ring and out pops more poop

Bob thought he was done but then the kittens whisper happened

by ElPedro December 2, 2021

discord kitten

Zoltron

Zoltron is a discord kitten

by zoltronisaboss June 18, 2022

Discord Kitten

Someone who more than likely watches anime and makes it their entire personality, and has never touched, nor seen the outside world. Also probably stink because they don’t know what a shower is.

“hey i’m going to call my discord kitten”

“okay weeb”

by pussy licker 55 February 6, 2023

Kitten

The fluffy fucker that takes over your house rent free

Person: STOP
Kitten: *scratches couch*
Person: STOP !
Kitten: *does it more*

by ZO-ZO THE FUCKING IDIOT May 25, 2022

Hill Kitten

A person who, in FPS objective game modes, spends all their time camping the zone. They usually have terrible K/D ratios, but their teams win because of their sacrifice.

Scrub: Yo xxxfalconloverxxx your K/D is terrible!

Goat: Dude back off, he's our Hill Kitten, he's going to get us the win!

by skorlax17 July 1, 2024