Juan Ponce Enrile

TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.

EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.

TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno

EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.

by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022

Juan

Juan is a nice guy sometimes he gets jealous but He got his heart broken two times

Juan went to the bar and got his heart broken

by Heartbroken1235 December 12, 2019

philip nicholas juan

Philip Nicholas Juan (born May 20,1984), better known by his stage name 'Philly Nicks' is an American clothing designer and entrepreneur.

Philip Nicholas Juan is the creator of Rich Life Brand (he then partnered with Bee Nguyen), Co-Owner of "The Daily Hustle" clothing boutique in his home town of West Covina, Founder of The Nicks Agency and is Brand Specialist and Web Designer for Armadale Vodka.

money don't grow on trees, but rich life money is for is gees on gees. Philip Nicholas Juan started these things!

by mrdefincool November 02, 2013

Juan Zapata

If you ever meet Juan Zapata you are a very lucky person. He is so fun to be around and talk to. He can talk about anything and everything lol. He means a lot to a girl that is 5’1, brown straight hair, and that is very hilarious. The way how Juan Zapata laughs, does his hair, his humor, his kindness, and everything else is perfect. It’s very easy for him to makes friends to lol. Having a Juan Zapata in your life is the best thing to have.

someone: you are so lucky to have a Juan Zapata in your life.

5’1 girl: yes i am.

by IMO love November 04, 2021

San Juan

A tall handsome brown skin usually over 5’7 great kisser, loyal, knows how to treat a female ,wont break your heart ,large dick over 7 inches , will lighten up your day and care for you.

is that San Juan move your girl

by korra mansion September 11, 2020

Juan Bellesito

A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.

Have you heard of Juan Bellesito
“Who the fuck is that??”

by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019

Juan

In the meme subreddits (Reddit categories), Juan is a black horse on a balcony, and can be used to designate a horse on a balcony

Person 1: there's a horse on this balcony

Person 2:yeah, some people call it a Juan

by Super_Salty_Boi November 03, 2020