Jalanea

Jalanea is a woman that is always depressed, angry, or shutting the world out. A Jalanea chases people off and always thinks everyone hates her, and they probably do because she is always so depressed and angry

“No one likes Jalanea. She’s always moping and doesn’t do anything”

by laneywhoo March 19, 2022

jamarek

a short black guy who sometimes has glasses who can be a really nigga if you get lucky

Yo bro that dude is a real Jamarek

by Slaid The Man April 14, 2022

Japanese Eyeniscus

Medical terminology for the penis piss hole.
Also referred to as the Jap Eye

Man1: Sheeeee bro I think I got an infection in my Japanese Eyeniscus!

Man2: What the fuck are you talking about?

Man1: My fucking jap eye is leaking piss!

by Cockaddict April 17, 2022

Japanese melons

tities,tities, tities!

my Japanese melons

by yourgrobert May 12, 2022

Japanese

basically
whyz Japan is gud:
1. verrri gud anime like Gyakuten Saiban (Ace Attorney) and Kimetsu no Yaiba (Demon Slayer), etc and etc and so on and so on.
2. gud musik yay
3. gud flimzzz!!!!
4. veri awesomz techunololgy!!!!
5. and loads of guuud stufffz!!!
and thatz why. (and here’s a simple Japanese sentence: 私は岩遠露さんです )

“My Japanese friend works in making TVs.”

by JapanIsAwesome2343 May 30, 2022

Japanese Abe Lincoln

Shinzo Abe

Fought the Japanese Civil War

Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address

Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation

Freed the Japanese slaves

Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth

At the Japanese Ford's theater

Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill

Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."

"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."

by sean semper tyrannis July 8, 2022

Japanese Volcano

When you have anal sex and cum in the woman's ass then she projects explosive pixelated diarrhea out of her ass .

Bill, I blew my load in Sally and she Japanese Volcano'd. I couldn't see for days.

by Whiskey Hell Podcast July 24, 2022