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J-TUBE

a but tube designed to insert a gerbal so that said gerbal can play in said tube... in said rectum.
"this gerbal is like sooo loving the j-tube that's up my ass.. i can't wait till it crawls all the way up and finds Paris Hilton" - Kenny
by your gay boyfriends cock November 17, 2010
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J+ Certified

the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.
claudio completed that course, got an A+ but really produced work worthy of being j+ certified.
by frankg January 18, 2008
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Emily J

Where to start.. this gal is perfect! No FLAWS at al. She can be one of the funniest girls alive and one of the bitchiest.. she has perfect white teeth with a small gap. She has blonde hair, naturally brown, and has pretty blue eyes. AND a lot of cute freckles. She is a gentle giant:) And a little TOO experienced. I WOULD DIE FOR HER. She is amazing! Makes you smile no matter what and she is a good girlfriend to guys and a good bff! You will always wanna be around her and her crazy lil hot babe of a sister. Emily is a babe too! Always and forever! And a BAMF. FOR LIFE. She could use some tanning.....
That girls such an Emily J...

Wowwww she's being a bee-otch.. what an Emily J!
by iamsecretlyinlovewithyou November 21, 2010
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Crazy J

That one kid who is always naked, stealin girlsies and guysies pantsies. Crazy as a mutha fucka. No controllin these
Woooah woah woah brohan, you totes went crazy j on that bowl of ice cream
by franklin2345 May 1, 2011
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J-Bone

guy 1: hey I'm about to roll a j-bone you in?

guy 2: HELL YEAH!!!!
by o'ring August 17, 2010
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white j

This word literally means white jacket.

The word comes from the commonly used word White T, which means white tee shirt.

One day a song will be made of that word.
Oh Snap!!!!

Jazzzy Jay ova there is rockin that white j!!!!!

He fly!!!!!
by Blake Peterson July 30, 2008
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Beefy J

Did you hear that John got a beefy j from that tank-ass McCumdumpster that hangs out at TGI Fridays?
by MFC13 May 5, 2011
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