Hockey Tournament

A gathering of hockey teams usually a great distance away to compete for 1st place. It is the most dreaded time for a hotel. Seeing that hockey is played mostly by teens, havoc surely follows. Havoc includes: destruction of rooms, destruction of pool, innocent people getting hurt, police calls, pranks, elevator shut downs, security patrolling halls, ban from restraunts, locker room destruction, loud music, smeel of equipment, stolen objects, destruction of restraunts, employees made fun of, urine in pool, sauna shut downs, early curfew, and even the rare fire starting.
It sounds crazy but usually only 1 team per hotel do this. So if your at a hotel don't be too worried, just be on the lookout. And plan vacations accordingly to the following, Hockey Tournaments are usually played (ones surrounded by "*" are to be avoided at any costs):
Labor Day Weekend
Presidents Day Weekend
*2nd or 3rd week in March (end of year tournament)*
Christmas
Halloween
*THANKSGIVING*

Guy 1: Want to hang out this weekend?
Guy 2: Sorry, man. I'm off to a hockey tournament.
Guy 1: What are you going to do?
Guy 2: Play hockey and cause havoc in the hotel.

by HockeyChamp September 8, 2009

honey_bear

Honey Bear - a bad ass girl who looks sweet but is crazy as Hell and will Fuck you up in a heartbeat.

Watch out for that HoneyBear (honey_bear) she'll Fuck you up.

My chihuahua, Honey Bear, is the ultimate HBIC.

by Barbie Lott November 5, 2013

Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.

'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'

by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013

Honeybunquisha

A girl that thinks she is pure as honey only to find out that she is a flat out thot. She casually wears tiny short shorts out in public to show how "bootyful" she is.

Typical guy: Ooooo look at that Honeybunquisha she got it all goin' on!

by McCrazy4u March 31, 2015

honey barrel

A gun/tactic in a video game that is signature to you, and makes every one who plays against you pissed off. A weapon so over seen that when you get killed for the 47th time you quit the game your playing. A number of first person shooters have that one thing that every one uses and every one hates. Like the USR in call of duty ghost or the binary rifle in halo 4. Every body knows it and every body wants to track you down and kill you in real life. Often after youve used the gun and waxed everyone so hard they hit a second puberty, every one and their grandmother uses it. Like a bugatti to gta5 or a deadric sword to skyrim its just one of those things that make you hide in a corner praying to jeebus they dont get sat com.

Player: Yeah got my Honey barrel vector crb gonna to make a kid cry!
N0oB: that guy!! keeps doing the same thing with the same gun!!
Player:45 kills later noob! noob! noob! yeah im waxin you fools!
N0oB: screw you man leaves game ........im gonna use that gun now.

by Alchemist Fox May 24, 2015

Honey Bunning

The act of performing a 69 whilst rubbing the girls clitorous and inserting 2 fingers into her ass simultaneously.

"Did you hear that John and Brittany were Honey Bunning last night? That sounds like a lot of work!"

by Demotivational Otter September 14, 2015

Honeyanus

A Woman's butt that is as sweet as honey. Sugar britches

Wow,look at that honeyanus. I bet she has a great honeyanus.

by Nrrrvus May 14, 2016