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gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)
Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!
by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024
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Gooch

The distance on your crotch between your thighs.
Guy1: Man's got like 3 inches of Gooch
Guy2: shit that's more like 4 inches give or take
by Your fine bro-tato chip February 22, 2024
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gooch cranker

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant
hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!
by Famic0m February 24, 2024
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gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus
Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!
by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024
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