fanny shock

The feeling you get for several minutes following an immense poop.

Don’t ask me any questions right now, I’m in fanny shock.

by Juju pop tart August 6, 2022

Fanny Fez

A person who has their head up their fanny. Fanny Fez.

"Stop acting like a fanny fez, Ass hat"

by noothernameleft May 29, 2018

fanny phlegm

Vaginal Discharge

“My undies were full of fanny phlegm”
“I hadn’t showered and he got a mouth full of fanny phlegm”

by Harry Akswoond February 16, 2023

Fanny Slap

A fanny slap is a slap that sounds like when you slap a fanny, it usually associates with a ruler and slapping it on the table anything that makes that tingling sound is known as a fanny slap. Could even be a spatular.

Person 1 & 2 are in the maths room

*Person 1 slaps his ruler across the table*

Person 2: Did you hear that?

Person 1: Yer it sounded like a fanny slap!

by LouiiHoare July 6, 2011

FANNY

a vagina.

do u wanna see my fanny
- billy. elliot

by yopeepeesmall7401 March 17, 2022

fanny full of rice

A aisan woman that annoys you

Oh shes a fanny full of rice

by Dawggurl October 11, 2022

Fanny Hard-On

When a female becomes sexually aroused no matter her sexual preference (English UK)

"Mum just spotted Cliff Richard on Good Morning Britain and got a massive fanny hard-on"

by Malcolm No.1 June 1, 2014