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Dirty Fairy 

The act of inserting a fairy shaped fruit snack into the anus of your friend
I told my girl to go on a diet and she didn’t listen so I gave her a dirty fairy
Dirty Fairy by Pete Patterson December 1, 2020

Bong Fairy 

A magical creature that lives in a forest. It gains power from the earth's core and marijuana. It is the least studied creature in all of cryptozoology, but one of the most powerful. It has severe ties to the hidden religion Carstianity from the movie series Cars. The Bong Fairy is small in stature and has large bongs in place of hands. It also has teeth in place of feet as well feet in place of teeth, this is the reason the bong fairy's mouth is sewn shut. However, it is still one of the most powerful entities in the multi-verse.
"I think a dragon could beat a bong fairy."

"Are you kidding!? A bong fairy could destroy a dragon."

Gender fairy 

Like the tooth fairy but g e n d e r. Used as a nickname for our lord and savior ranboo
"All hail the all powerful gender fairy"

cyber fairy goddess 

Lexi, the great cyber fairy goddess, secured my RAM in port 69.

Seltzer Fairy

Someone claiming to be a man most likely a frat bruh who chooses to be a feminine princess by drinking seltzer over COLD BEER. Luke Combs always said “Long neck ice cold beer never broke my heart and seltzer turns you into a heart broke pansy.” Those are the lyrics I heard. Characteristics include not wearing a shirt even though you are 120 lbs soaking wet, listening to EDM, and being very touchy feely at the bars.
Person: yo look at those dudes flexing at each other in the yard drinking white claw
Me: thats definitely a seltzer fairy flexing contest right there
Seltzer Fairy by Saucymcgeee October 29, 2021

Sea Fairy Cookie 

A raging hot lesbian cookie with a 0.0314% chance for you to even get it. Has caused me many of pain
Terrance:"Hey bob, have you gotten sea fairy cookie yet?"
Bob:"No."
Sea Fairy Cookie by Almondaddy November 24, 2021