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Friend 1- Man imma go on my computer to you know what.
Friend 2- Aight bro, imma be on too.
by theonlyKING January 7, 2026
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computer people

The collective set of humans making the software and hardware that everybody uses.
Its funny that computer people use the word "sandbox" in that way, since I've never seen a sandbox that's meant to keep anything playing in it inside.
by wordlist.txt January 8, 2026
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computer

A device for playing games or work and school;
Probably the device you are using right now.
by ptsn March 2, 2023
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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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Computer

by OnlyRealThings June 24, 2024
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HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!!

oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"
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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024
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