Computer

A box of "virtual" things and cat-fishers

Epilepsy and ligma is also in a computer

Bob: bro dat computes a alien ware

Joe: Hes gonna get Ligma

Computer = evil

by Dabbed_ON February 15, 2019

Unwashed Computer Specialist's

A group of computer science nerds that haven't seen a shower for three weeks and believe that their hair will eventually wash itself.

Oh look over there Karen, I have spotted some unwashed computer specialist's skulking in the dark damp corner of the library.

by YES69201234 November 1, 2023

Computering

This occurs when you nut on the monitor you use and the partner rubs their genitals on the screen in an attempt to suck in the cum.

Did you see how ashley was computering last night? An absolute animal

by B-rad62 February 16, 2022

Computer

Where most people live nowadays.

"Hey have you ever used a computer?"
"Yeah, have you?"

by JakeHale07 October 29, 2019

A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.

School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"

by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023

B-tec Computer

A computer that barely functions and doesnt run any games whatsoever.

-Bro what the hell is wrong your PC
-Yeah I know its B-Tec computer...

by Kasablanco Maroko November 23, 2022

Computer View

In film, the shot where people are looking into the camera as if it were a computer.

My favorite part of the scene was the computer view the director used in the beginning.

by Ross Alagna January 16, 2009