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Carl

Is your gay friend lovable and very gay
Oh i just know he is a carl
by OWMAYGUARD November 23, 2021
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clean carl

The act of putting butter in a tube sock and beating someone in the face senselessly
Rick comes home with a hooker, so Nicole puts some butter in a sock and beats him in the face with it, thus performing the clean carl
by Mr. Astely August 14, 2011
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Carl Nisser

A tall, blond Swedish dude who will shag dudes name Sam and Herbert without a second thought. A slave to short people.
Sam: Oh no its a carl Nisser. I need to be a virgin till 40 to get magical powers
by HowSealy is that November 22, 2021
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Carl

Carl is a just a normal Lebanese guy who loves life (def) he is vey sweet and loving idk anyone that doesn’t like this guy other than the fat guy in his class but no one likes that guy he will help you with everything I MEAN EVERYTHING and he loves everyone

Hopefully he doesn’t pass away on April 30 at 2:56 am 2025
By Mr.Nobody :) also the MCLAREN P1 IS THE BEST CAR EVER MADE

Just a normal Car guy I hope Carl is reading this the Carl my friend not a random dude from Africa (lol jk)
by anonymous April 4, 2025
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carl

the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he over - worries about hurting other people even when he might be hurting himself. he thinks lowly of himself and never speaks highly of himself unironically. he's got shark - like eyes and they look even more sharkier without his glasses. and somehow even when he gets a bad haircut i fail to fall out of love. carl will pick up on your interests and turn it into and "us" thing. he will notice your favorite song and listen to it on repeat. when you make him a playlist it's all he'll ever listen to again. if you give him a bracelet he'll always wear and fiddle with it when he's bored.

basically, he's the perfect boy for nia.
by the silliest girl October 16, 2023
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Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.
We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!
by Danosue June 6, 2020
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Carl

Another term used for slow people. Originates form New York and is very hairy. They love to play video game and eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew.
by Lap deeznutz August 27, 2018
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