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ugly bus

Its the bus that comes along at 1o pm when youre in the toilet at the pub and it brings all the HOT chicks from around town and removes all the dogs from the pub.

When you return from the toilet youre surrounded by gorgeous models and normally regret having gone home with the Russian Ballerina with the cute dimples because somehow during the night she turned into a Russian Weight lifter with 6 chins on the back of her head.

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<fx> dude! the place aint z0mp at all. lets get the fuck out of here
<terabyte> haha no way dude. the ugly bus is on its way, have 3 more drinks you'll see
by Rush August 13, 2004
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drug bus

An interesting Victorian phenonoma underpinned by Victorian ideals that attempts to check for speed in drivers.

Not to be confused with fixed cameras. It is well known they have been on the weed and couldn't tell if you were quick or dead.
Was pulled over by the drug bus tonight, but they couldn't lick me on anything.
by excl January 3, 2005
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shite bus

A London Night bus that doesn't arrive on time
"I wish the Shite Bus would come"
"The bus driver on the Shite Bus was a cunt about it"
"Shite Bus"
by joeyjee October 15, 2007
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Black of the Bus

The back of the bus, where it was BELIEVED black people needed to sit back in the fifties. (We've come a long way since then in research and develpoment)
PARKS! DO I NEED TO TELL YOU AGAIN!?! BLACK OF THE BUS!!! - Rosa Parks bus driver
by AgentOrange96 December 4, 2010
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Lu Bu

Lu Bu. Aj. Traitor. Comes from the name of a chinese warrior who betrayed people too many times.
by Grilox May 1, 2004
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Bus Hus

1. A noun short for "business hustlers."
2. An American avant-psychedelic Hip Hop act from Louisville, Kentucky.
1. The way the money folds itself, I can tell we're turning into bus hus.
2. Bus Hus has turned old-school sampling into a curious illustration, and poetry into a strange puzzle.
by Abrupt Foreknuckle June 20, 2008
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Muss Bus

1. Is when a guy enters the health profession working on people's teeth while he chews a fatty.

2. It is when you allow yor car to drift into a water ditch because you can't apply your brakes.

3. It is when you obsess about your kankles.
1. Um sir, is that mint flavor chew I smell? No m'am it is the mint flouride you are about to get on your teeth.

2. Scott did you see brent, he pulled a muss bus, the police found his car in the canal.

3. Hey Brad, are my kankles exposed with these shoes?
by djelectrolyte February 5, 2010
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