brian

A really hot sexy guy is a really good boyfriend and has a big dick and gets all the girls

brian is so hot

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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two bucket brian

The ability to eat two buckets of popcorn in one short movie. with a diet coke.

I cant believe he pulled a two bucket Brian.. and didn't share..

by smellmyface January 17, 2008

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Brian T

When you dry hump a cow and slap it in the face with it's own poop.

Man the other day I was with my boyfriend so I decided to have him watch me pull a Brian T.

by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025

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Brian Thompson

Not. Ryan. Gosling. One should not be deceived.

Hey Rick Perry, is that Ryan Gosling at the Flying Saucer?! No, Michael Knoll, that's Brian Thompson, a quasi substitute at best.

by obeythetiki December 14, 2013

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Brian

A TWINK

Hey brian

TWINK

by anonymous September 12, 2022

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The state that the Brian leaves your puckered anus in after a single session of tender butt sex. Gaping does not even begin to describe the aftereffects of Brian´s anal assault. The most significant of which can only be described as a cheek-clapping-colon-clearing-orgasm-inducing-fart so wet and so intense that the human body is forced to eject copious amounts of both cum and feces at their respective terminal velocities in order to prevent the sheer amount of overstimulation from disrupting the nervous system and inducing a seizure.

You wouldn´t believe what happened to me last night!
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Brian?
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Yeah... this is my third change of clothes, today. My ass got so Brian´d that sitting down is the least of my issues. Just standing up without my bloodied small intestine unloading is impossible!

by bean_bomb May 9, 2022

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