Brian Wilson

An evil man with evil intentions. He works at a Christian school. Don’t trust him with anything he will ruin your life. Men like this should be in prison for all the gross things he has done to children

Did you hear about Brian Wilson? Yeah he’s in jail! Nasty motherfuck

by Dabinonyouuu September 18, 2019

brian hagens

The hottest piece of sexual that will make beats for you and is your homie

Hey, you know Brian Hagens, he’s an actual god

by Jcart925 May 25, 2018

blaine brian hobbs

The best person u ever meet

You met Blaine Brian hobbs wow im jealous

by BeeMab April 22, 2018

Kaley Brian

A teacher at rivet high school who shakes the school when she walks and sounds like toad from Mario.

That beached whale looks like Kaley Brian.

by Joe Hopf January 23, 2020

Brian

A beta male. Peaked in high school even though, they didn't really accomplish much. Uses social media to try to talk to women since he finds it hard to do it in person. For example, does rates or tbh. Has a group of friends that distract him from his loneliness. Overall, not the type of person you want to be.

A: Why is that person such a brian?
B: is being a brian a bad thing?
A: Not really, but you just don't want to be a brian.
B: got it.

by Gamer692 January 29, 2020

Brian Fitzgerald

Usually the most mechanically incline. If they aren’t already bald they probably will be. Their favorite car parts consist of turbos, electrical tape and zip ties. You can always find them at pick-n-pulls if any establishment similar.

Brian Fitzgerald is a zip tie man

by Barry Mahogany February 6, 2020

Brian

a guy who dates a lot of girls; a player

girl one: me and Brian just broke up!
girl two: me and Brian just started dating

*five minutes later*
girl two: we just broke up
girl three: I just started dating Brian

by true facts lister March 27, 2020