a snake bit my asshole

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus

Ouch, a snake bit my asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 13, 2020

Its very breathy on the bits

What to say when your famous sister asks you why you are wearing her skirt.

your famous sister: is that my sKiRt?1?! your response: oh yes its very breathy on the bits

by klaus hargreeves is my husband April 09, 2019

nerd with a little bit of sauce

When a uncool person finally says something that was funny and sassy

Person 1: wow who is that kid he just burned jon!!
Person 2: idk but he sure is a nerd with a little bit of sauce

by Darkerchocolate May 08, 2015

hold your jizz a bit

Hold your horses; wait a second

Steve: yo can we go to the bees now?? I'm starving!!
Marc: dude just hold your jizz a bit. I'm packing my stuff up.

by Draineddrummer04 July 29, 2015

a little bit of a different story

1. A hot, sexy, or cute boy (or girl).

1. Whoa - check out Glen's friend - little bit of a different story there!

2. Damn! Who's that dude running down the street with his shirt off? That's a little bit of a different story.

by dingoboyee August 06, 2009

2 bits eek

A 2 bits eek is the "one armed bandit"gambling machine which either eeks out your money 2 bits at a time til you eventually empty your pockets and exclaim, "eek, my money's all gone", or you scream,"eek!" when you hit the right combo, the machine lights up, growls, bells ring, and then loudly spits out so many quarters , you nearly get a hernia trying to get the flimsy plastic bucket to the cashier.

Guy #1 -"I spent half the night sitting trance like at the 2 bits eek machine which netted me absolutely nothing."
Guy # 2 - "You mean the one armed bandit?"
gUY #1 - " Yep, it eeked out my whole paycheck before I quit!"

by People watcher January 18, 2010

bit the dangled carrot

Used in online gaming. Upon winning a game after losing many matches you log out immediately. This leaves the guy online annoyed after losing only once and with no opportunity for redemption.

I was playing Need For Speed on PS3 losing every time. After 10 games, I finally "Bit the Dangled Carrot!"

by RipperCLT February 19, 2014