J Bird

A term referring to a large joint. J represents 'Joint' whereas Bird represents "How High you will be.' This term is used primarily in the Bay Area.

"Grab some papers from the corner store so we can roll up a J Bird and get hella high."

by b2a1y3 March 8, 2009

Early Bird

The ultimate way to start an all-day binge. Refers to being up and drunk within 4-6 AM and staying up for the entire day (until you would normally go to bed on a drinking day, sometimes taking you to 24 hours). Make sure you have atleast 1 great drinking ally or several drinking buddies for this veritable marathon of booze. Its lesser relatives are the 'Rise and Souse' and the 'AM attack'

You: I had a killer Saturday, it was a bonafide Early Bird. 24 hours of heavy drinking insanity.

Well-Informed Cockney Englishman: Remarkable! Nothin like getting shined to the tits, eh? Right proper job mate, you flunk your booze like a reg'lar champine.

You: Right on.

by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

Bird feeder

when participating in a 3-way consisting of 2 girls and one guy, the guy cums in a girls mouth (better if its the other girls mother), and the first girl spits it into the other girls mouth (better if its her daughter).

dude, bird feeder! i cant believe i got both of them at the same time! i came in her mothers mouth, and she spit it into her daughters!

by gaedikus October 12, 2011

Diddy bird

p diddys vodka named Ciroc Vodka

is that Grey Goose naw its that DIDDY BIRD

by deuce click May 8, 2008

bird flu

The old Swine Flu.

~Tom has the flu.
-Is it swine flu? lol.
~No, it's bird flu. He's gonna die.
-Bird flu is so later'd. What is it, 2005?

by K.S.D. May 5, 2009

bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.

"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush

by Jack November 13, 2005

blue bird

Sunny skies on the slopes, ideal for any boarder

Bangin blue bird day at the ski park

by 530snow December 19, 2008