Brian

The meanest guy I've ever met... but i would make out with him on the daily if i could.

"I fucking hate you Brian." - says the person that probably thinks about them every night

by totallynotwhoyouthinkitis_nots June 8, 2024

brian lee jia wei

a lolicon who says they're not a lolicon.

person 1: bro why are you watching this loli shit, are you a brian lee jia wei?
person 2: no, im not a pedo wtf

by the non pedo November 22, 2021

the brian defense

a defensive strategy implemented in NHL '10 that involves playing all players back in order to avoid a skunking (aka mercy).

Matt scored 3 goals in the first 30 seconds. Jared then employed the brian defense and lost the game 3-0.

by killa Brand v3 February 7, 2010

brian Rat Bro

An amazing person who sees himself as a dumpster rat. Find him and he will grant you infinite joy and happiness.

:I'm feeling kinda down today..
:Just talk to Brian Rat Bro, he'll make u feel better

by Lorikett June 5, 2021

Brian energy bars

Another word for cosmic brownies, also the main source of energy for a larger man named Brian

Sky: Mane where’d all my cosmic brownies go?
Al: I think we found our culprit
Brian: you know how I feel about Brian energy bars

by youalreadyknowmang July 19, 2023

brian and stephanie

couple

brian and stephanie look hot together they sould get married

by ctckashes March 18, 2023

Brian

Guy who leaves his friends and never plays xbox

Brian where have u been
Him.

by Sergio is trash December 6, 2019