When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...
Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...
Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...
"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"
"Not me"
"Not me either"
"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"
"Not me"
"Not me either"
"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"
by Cream DJ March 2, 2009
Get the Face Guffmug. This occurs when an individual goes away travelling for 3 weeks and returns with a very scrawny face and a gummy laugh. Generally the rest of their body stays the same
Jon: wow, craig looks like he has been chasing the dragon
Louis: nah man, he just got a bad case of the face scrawn
Louis: nah man, he just got a bad case of the face scrawn
by mbuzidume November 12, 2013
Get the face scrawnmug. The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.
by omgphangirl July 13, 2015
Get the Face Cradlemug. by J_6_ October 6, 2020
Get the Mask Facemug. Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Lawn: What do you want for dinner?
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
by Bennehftw December 4, 2022
Get the Unicorn facemug. The kind of face that will make you look again.
Or
Some one who has a addictive face. Makes u wanna always look at them
Or
Some one who has a addictive face. Makes u wanna always look at them
Sreeveetha has a ganja face, every time I look at her, feel like want to look again and again.
Oh man, that girl has a ganja face, I always wanna look at that addictive face.
Oh man, that girl has a ganja face, I always wanna look at that addictive face.
by Preetha :) March 19, 2011
Get the Ganja facemug. The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.
Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011
Get the Stoney Facemug.