Rod Blending

Rod Blending is when a person puts their penis into a blender.
Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.
by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021
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ground rod

A boring lifeless person who sucks the energy out of everyone around him or her.
Q: Yo, whats up with you and shorty?

A: I had to dead her, she makes everyone around her miserable? She's a ground rod!
by anonymouschickk April 01, 2011
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The Grounding Rod

A sexual act where "Partner A" uses a taser on "Partner B" at the beginning of orgasm, sending electricity through both partners via their genital connection.
Police: mam, why did you taser yourself during the assault?
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.
by DigitalDick March 19, 2023
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bbl bone rod

meaning of someone who makes you scoggy in your pants
You are my bbl bone rod!
by sackaids May 20, 2024
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measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
by FriendlyHacker July 10, 2015
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Rod-jo

An affirmation similar to “yeah”, that can and should be used in any circumstance.
Likely coming from “roger”, but New Jersey-ified.
Person 1: Ayo we’re doing some yoga today.
Person 2: Rod-jo!
by merlilica December 19, 2021
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Rod the hod

a useless bald hod carrier that looks like homer simpson ugly twin and never turns up Mondays cos he's down spoons with his boyfriend
it's Monday where's rod the hod oh he's down spoons getting bummed by his lover
by mr cod September 03, 2022
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